FML : Today, I went out to my car only to find my battery had died the night before. With the wind chill, it was -20°F outside. With the hood open, and jumper...

Today, I went out to my car only to find my battery had died the night before. With the wind chill, it was -20°F outside. With the hood open, and jumper cables in one hand, I tried to flag down a passing motorist for help. A man in a truck slowed down, sarcastically waved at me, and kept driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dwhitehouse - / Friday 21 January 2011 21:50 / United States

Transportation

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By Taurus_ChicKa | 33

#1993419 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:38

It sounds like you were home or at work or somewhere where there's a phone. You said you went out to your car and found out it died the night before. Well, unless you were on the road a night before, there shouldn't be an issue; go inside and call someone for help. It still sucks about that jerk though.

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#1993438 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:42

No one cares that "is gets colder than that in Canada". If you think your life is more fucked than someone else's life than submit your own FML. Damn, one uppers!

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By ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#1993351 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:20

Maybe you should invest in a battery charger, and a brain

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1993535 - Saturday 22 January 2011 0:09

Now that wasn't very nICE

Acousticpixie14 | 6

#1993604 - Saturday 22 January 2011 0:37

Maybe he shouldn't have let his battery die in the first place?

valalvax | 13

#1993722 - Saturday 22 January 2011 1:18

the cold kills batteries

teogaga | 3

#1993798 - Saturday 22 January 2011 1:42

dat's what she said!

Ophelia550 | 0

#1993978 - Saturday 22 January 2011 2:45

What kind douchebag thing is that to say? Batteries die when it is that cold.

metalwolf | 17

#1994072 - Saturday 22 January 2011 3:17

That is why i bring my battery inside when its that cold. I have a maintainer installed in my car to keep the battery warm and fully charged. I also have a backup battery that i keep on a maintainer in my apartment in case my car battery dies. Being prepared is the key in cold environments like this.

Acousticpixie14 | 6

#1994181 - Saturday 22 January 2011 4:08

I've never had my battery die in the cold.
Why dos it do that?
The acid just freezes or something?

soccer4me10 | 0

#2003148 - Monday 24 January 2011 19:42

The cold doesn't kill the batteries, leaving something on drains it. The cold has absolutely nothing to do with it.

By JtownDude | 0

#1993354 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:20

haha sucka douche bag

alwa7sh | 2

#1993530 - Saturday 22 January 2011 0:09

You should have sarcastically flipped him off.

By XxKyttixX | 0

#1993356 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:20

He should of yelled "have a nice day!" that would of been even better, but seriously sorry OP.

By airball33 | 0

#1993357 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:21

That sucks big time

By zachwass | 0

#1993359 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:21

Odds are he would of raped you

By mintcar | 9

#1993371 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:23

Aw, that really blows. Hopefully a good Samaritan will drive by.

pipp360 | 0

#1993660 - Saturday 22 January 2011 0:54

at least op didn't get raped

By LightningLadyy | 0

#1993375 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:24

Such a sweet man :D

crystalxa | 35

#5931815 - Thursday 1 May 2014 15:27

You have to be careful now'a'days with helping people on the side of the road. You never know if they are serial muderers!

By Taurus_ChicKa | 33

#1993419 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:38

DRaffie | 18

#6660415 - Friday 29 July 2016 8:12

Possibly camping?

By Dirtbikerchick | 4

#1993432 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:41

How do you sarcastically wave at someone? Lol

keepsmiling1996 | 5

#1997647 - Sunday 23 January 2011 0:45

i was thinking the same thing!

hockeyplaya2029 | 0

#1998329 - Sunday 23 January 2011 4:51

same here haha

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#1993438 - Friday 21 January 2011 23:42

No one cares that "is gets colder than that in Canada". If you think your life is more fucked than someone else's life than submit your own FML. Damn, one uppers!