By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML
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prttyyngthng 0

That's one HELL of a first impression.

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

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Jonesy_fml 0

Well, at least now you know how to play with little kids...

Zoeeee1234 0

ahahahah funny

Good God. The poor child!!

Are you some kind of fucking retard OP? You're supposed to be gentle with kids and use common fucking sense -.-

prttyyngthng 0

That's one HELL of a first impression.

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

OMFG ha ha ha. At least you know you've got your strength.

I did that to my cousin once. My uncle won't let me touch her now, and she hates me.

how hard were you spinning her?!

that would make a marvelous great impression. way to go!

Is this chick a she-hulk something?!

God, my first impression when dealing with kids is to be really gentle with them.. Apparently, some people think they're freaking toys. My fiance's brother-in-law always plays with his 1-year-old by tossing him into the air and spinning him around.. It can get dangerous, they're not puppies.

shortymcsharon 0

you don't treat puppies that way either

blo0_starZz 0

yeah, 1st impression. ur kid is 1 yrs old? not exactly the 1st impression. if the kid lyks it, do it only if ur sure u wnt drop him ; its a lot of fun 4 them & they luv u more & faster ;)

imawesome0408 0

ikr? i know i wudnt

Shouldn't even do that to puppies!