Kids: Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was...

By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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prttyyngthng 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

That's one HELL of a first impression.

mogan_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

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Jonesy_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

Well, at least now you know how to play with little kids...

RyGan 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:34

Fail 

Zoeeee1234 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:45

ahahahah funny

christyxbee 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:18

Good God. The poor child!!

Kamon97 23

Monday 20 January 2014 6:40

Are you some kind of ******* retard OP? You're supposed to be gentle with kids and use common ******* sense -.-

prttyyngthng 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

That's one HELL of a first impression.

mogan_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

mathhater 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 22:29

LOLOL!!!

circayouandme 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:25

OMFG ha ha ha. At least you know you've got your strength.

katiekaite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

I did that to my cousin once. My uncle won't let me touch her now, and she hates me.

Kamon97 23

Monday 20 January 2014 6:39

Good

deathbybutterfly 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

how hard were you spinning her?!

mf_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:30

great job!

squirm 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:32

that would make a marvelous great impression. way to go!

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:34

Is this chick a she-hulk something?!

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:38

God, my first impression when dealing with kids is to be really gentle with them.. Apparently, some people think they're freaking toys. My fiance's brother-in-law always plays with his 1-year-old by tossing him into the air and spinning him around.. It can get dangerous, they're not puppies.

shortymcsharon 0

Friday 19 June 2009 4:51

you don't treat puppies that way either

blo0_starZz 0

Friday 1 October 2010 10:43

yeah, 1st impression. ur kid is 1 yrs old? not exactly the 1st impression. if the kid lyks it, do it only if ur sure u wnt drop him ; its a lot of fun 4 them & they luv u more & faster ;)