By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga
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Hahaha it was probably on purpose.
It PROBABLY was. When I was a little kid my cousin did that to me. Pretending to give me a big hug but used me as a baseball bat to kick some guy he didn't like. Soo OP's boyfriend might've seen some kid that knocked over his garbage can the night before or some shit, and a light bulb went off in his head.
To be fair, that accounts for most of Hollywood's output. Heroes in films don't get shot by minions. No secret romantic gift of flowers is followed up by the recipient freaking out and calling the police about a stalker. And outside the realm of comedy, no passionate lovemaking session winds up with someone getting a cramp in their knee. It generally helps to have multiple takes, something real life lacks.
This FML reminds me of 'The Chipmunk Adventure' when Alvin swings Brittany around and accidentally knocks the bejeezus out of two jewel thieves. God. I feel so old. Does anybody even remember what the chipettes looked like before they were mutilated by the makers of the Squeakual? GOD, IM SO FUCKING OLD RIGHT NOW.
It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.
At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.