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I agree, she may he been nailed in the face with a bat, but I would say the result was a best case scenario, the date stuck with her.

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38 - I totally agree with you. I mean, whenever I like someone and want to get "kinkay" with them I just hit them in the face with a baseball bat. It works all the time, after they get out of the ER first that is.

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68- you have it all wrong. When you want to get "kinkay" with someone, you send your younger siblings in to do the damage. Then reap the rewards.

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Don't worry OP, when I was 3 days home from the hospital(baby)my brother hit me in the head with a bat. My mom was so embarrassed to bring me back to the same hospital with blood on me. :D

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3 - I love a lady with a wonderfully curriod mustache. 23. No offense, but that is dumb. What kind of reaction is that? An emergency is an emergency.

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If he hit her near her eye, it's definitely an emergency. He could have killed her if he hit her in the temple!

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45- an emergency is an emergency -- that's why she was taken to the emergency room. Secondly, who doesn't feel embarrassed with an injured kid in the hospital...?

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83 - Well just think about it this way, everyone else there is there either because 1. They they are REALLY sick and couldn't careless about how dumb your kid is. 2. Either they or their child is injured meaning they're just as humiliated/ retarded 3. They work there they see 100's if not thousands a people a week and won't remember you 30 seconds after you leave.

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Shut the fuck up, oh my gosh, my mom was embarrassed because I was a new born baby.3 DAY OLD VAGINA SPAWN.

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Yeah because her new born baby was bleeding. I don't see how nobody is getting this right now.

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If she WAS hit in the face with a Nokia, it would explode in her face and destroy half the continent. Personal experience. I own one.

I generally feel that meeting the family on the first date is a bad idea. This is only one of the many reasons why I feel that way.

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I agree that's way too much on a first date. And I'm not trying to stereotype dating but in most cases the guy picks up the girl which means that he probably either he brought his kid brother on the date with a bat, or he said "come by and meet my folks." Yeah. Too soon.

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I believe the sentiment behind this comment was he would break the nose for op, then op would get a nose job. I could be wrong. You shouldn't hold your breath though.

At least he had the common curtesy to go with you! He sounds like a decent guy. Who knows, if neither of you just give up after this, it might become a thing you can laugh about later!

Hey you never know, that could've been the move to break the ice between you two...or the nose? Okay bad joke. But on the bright side, he stayed with you while you were in pain. That's a definite keeper :)

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