Probally the same kid who pulled down his brother's pants saying "Geronimo!".

1- Maybe her boyfriend's little brother's name is Chris Brown?

No, 1, OP took it. To the face. Sorry for ACTUALLY replying to you, 1.

He went with her to the emergency room which is a great sign about him. In that aspect, I would say it went well.

the brother probably liked you.. ya know ;) kinkay

Home run!

What a story for the grandchildren!

I agree, she may he been nailed in the face with a bat, but I would say the result was a best case scenario, the date stuck with her.

Not the homerun I was expecting, but FYL

38 - I totally agree with you. I mean, whenever I like someone and want to get "kinkay" with them I just hit them in the face with a baseball bat. It works all the time, after they get out of the ER first that is.

68- you have it all wrong. When you want to get "kinkay" with someone, you send your younger siblings in to do the damage. Then reap the rewards.

I feel like getting creative with a bat would have been worse. Although perhaps a better shape than the iPhone.

There's an app for that..

Lol u read that one too

I hope you guys realize the expression "id tap that with a baseball bat" isn't literal...

28 I've never heard that expression. Is that analogous to "I'd hit that… with my car"

iPhone's weren't designed for that use. Their sharp edges. Ouch.

Don't worry OP, when I was 3 days home from the hospital(baby)my brother hit me in the head with a bat. My mom was so embarrassed to bring me back to the same hospital with blood on me. :D

I wish I could grow a mustache like that. :(

3 - I love a lady with a wonderfully curriod mustache. 23. No offense, but that is dumb. What kind of reaction is that? An emergency is an emergency.

If he hit her near her eye, it's definitely an emergency. He could have killed her if he hit her in the temple!

45- an emergency is an emergency -- that's why she was taken to the emergency room. Secondly, who doesn't feel embarrassed with an injured kid in the hospital...?

83 - Well just think about it this way, everyone else there is there either because 1. They they are REALLY sick and couldn't careless about how dumb your kid is. 2. Either they or their child is injured meaning they're just as humiliated/ retarded 3. They work there they see 100's if not thousands a people a week and won't remember you 30 seconds after you leave.

Shut the **** up, oh my gosh, my mom was embarrassed because I was a new born baby.3 DAY OLD ****** SPAWN.

#95 i can see why she was embarrassed to take you to the ER

Well all this explains a lot.

Yeah because her new born baby was bleeding. I don't see how nobody is getting this right now.

lol I got it. I'll take the downed thumbs with you.

If she WAS hit in the face with a Nokia, it would explode in her face and destroy half the continent. Personal experience. I own one.

Hahahahahaah...No.

hey 51 want to lick my toes?

I agree that's way too much on a first date. And I'm not trying to stereotype dating but in most cases the guy picks up the girl which means that he probably either he brought his kid brother on the date with a bat, or he said "come by and meet my folks." Yeah. Too soon.

It was love at first... Bat to the face

that's one way to do a rhinoplasty.

I believe the sentiment behind this comment was he would break the nose for op, then op would get a nose job. I could be wrong. You shouldn't hold your breath though.

I don't think a doctor will do a rhinoplasty over a broken nose. Just reset the bone.

but he*

The awkward moment where your grammatical correction is still very much ungrammatical.

shut the duck up :P

Okay, 49, that was just too rude. Go sit in the time-out corner.

Blackblazecobra, this is off subject but that's a gorgeous chestnut you've got in your picture.