So when's the baby due?

I love how much parents trust their kids these days

Maybe the mother should get checked out by a doctor but of a different variety

Maybe the daughter gave the mother a reason not to trust her.

To be fair, that whole "friend" is usually a lie. It's like, "Hey mom, listen, I have this 'friend' who is pregnant and she's wondering how she should reveal it to her parents..."

I have never heard of anyone doing that #49... That's a very strange way to approach it honestly.

#52 It's just example, It could also be like : " hey mom, I have this friend that likes a boy but she doesn't know how to talk to him. have any advice?" you get it?

#49, do you even HAVE friends or kids? That never happens, ever.

Typically only actually happens in sitcoms, as far as I've seen.

I've used that sometimes. Had it used on me before. In fact, once it was actually a girl in my class who was wondering where to get a pregnancy test. (Like I would have known, considering my dismal romantic track record in high school.)

At least you have nothing to fear, right?

the mother's the one wasting money for it. Op can have the satisfaction of telling her "I told you so".

#43..plot twist: She's pregnant.

43 I can imagine OP's mother blaming her for the waste of money. She might just be fucked.

Congratulations! XD

My sister had a friend who did that. She ended up getting kicked out for lying.

That makes absolutely no sense to me. "Let's kick out a teenager with nothing to fall back on and no world experience."

Some parents are crazy and illogical. It's sad, really.

Should have said you were pregnant so she'd take your friend to the doctor.

No wonder you call yourself a genius. ?

Aaaaand #9 you missed the joke....

Not sure what I did to piss you off, but I'm sorry?

That's ridiculous, I'd pay to see her face when she finds out its not you.

-Sigh- Mothers are fuckers.

That's how they got to be mothers.

I see what you did there... ;D

Who fuckin does that? Your mom is crazy

Well that's going to be a great surprise

That's what I was thinking..