By tobuscus9412 - 22/03/2015 01:04 - Australia - Woronora

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Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML
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arandomperson97 18

Did he use objects from the shelf as visuals too?

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feven 32

"So son, you take this here (picks up shoes) and stick it into here (points at socks). AND that is how babies are made"

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wildgenius 13

Well this can be logical. You sure wouldn't forget it and he would be educating others at the same time.

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incoherentrmblr 21

If only OP lived in Canada, the conversation would've never happened...

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iSativa 24

Return the favor by having loud sex while he's home and make sure to yell "AM I DOING IT RIGHT?" if he comes to investigate.

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StephenStrangeMD 3

Please let there be an update that confirms OP did this.

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arandomperson97 18

Did he use objects from the shelf as visuals too?

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

op's dad proceeds with a pool noodle in one hand and a hula hoop in the other.

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gabythatcher 21

a pool noodle in a hoola hoop?! holy cow that's like a hot dog in a hallway.

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FMyLyricalAnus 11

Well, maybe he wanted to be a sex ed teacher and this was the closest he could get to being one.

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snowflaky 22

This is a prime opportunity to do something equally embarrassing for him, ask him questions about ****, blow jobs, best sex positions, etc. Make him tell you. In a public location.

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feven 32

"So son, you take this here (picks up shoes) and stick it into here (points at socks). AND that is how babies are made"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

*fast forward to OP's first time* "Are you sure you want to do this, honey?" "I'm sure." *pulls out shoe and sock*

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WCARlover 34

Sounds like he targeted you as his victim for the day

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mxgirl1998 26

Did he use props? But seriousy, fyl indeed, op.

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Econforthwin 15

This seems more like a Wal-Mart conversation.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that's when you avoid eye contact with anyone cute

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