Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML
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arandomperson97
| 18
Did he use objects from the shelf as visuals too?
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feven
| 32
"So son, you take this here (picks up shoes) and stick it into here (points at socks). AND that is how babies are made"
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wildgenius
| 13
Well this can be logical. You sure wouldn't forget it and he would be educating others at the same time.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
If only OP lived in Canada, the conversation would've never happened...
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iSativa
| 24
Return the favor by having loud sex while he's home and make sure to yell "AM I DOING IT RIGHT?" if he comes to investigate.
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StephenStrangeMD
| 3
Please let there be an update that confirms OP did this.
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arandomperson97
| 18
Did he use objects from the shelf as visuals too?
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JohnTheDonJuan
| 11
op's dad proceeds with a pool noodle in one hand and a hula hoop in the other.
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gabythatcher
| 21
a pool noodle in a hoola hoop?! holy cow that's like a hot dog in a hallway.
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FMyLyricalAnus
| 11
Well, maybe he wanted to be a sex ed teacher and this was the closest he could get to being one.
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snowflaky
| 22
This is a prime opportunity to do something equally embarrassing for him, ask him questions about porn, blow jobs, best sex positions, etc. Make him tell you. In a public location.
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feven
| 32
"So son, you take this here (picks up shoes) and stick it into here (points at socks). AND that is how babies are made"
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
*fast forward to OP's first time*
"Are you sure you want to do this, honey?"
"I'm sure." *pulls out shoe and sock*
"Are you sure you want to do this, honey?"
"I'm sure." *pulls out shoe and sock*
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WCARlover
| 34
Sounds like he targeted you as his victim for the day
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mxgirl1998
| 26
Did he use props? But seriousy, fyl indeed, op.
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Econforthwin
| 15
This seems more like a Wal-Mart conversation.
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
that's when you avoid eye contact with anyone cute