By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland
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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 13:43 - United States - Orlando
Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.