By nicknack22 - 01/02/2009 15:48 - United States

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Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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WhatThePhuc 0

i believe that's a good review, not a bad one

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Natalie2k8 6

Guys fart around girls and your grossed out by a little drool? Loosen up!

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JoshB_24 10

I'll never know why guys do that around girls lol

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reaver621 0

dood thats a damn good thing. pretty damn sexxxyy

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pewp 5

dude, you are complaining about that??? when my girlfriend tells me that, that means it was really fu**ing good!

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pdoom 0

yes, this is a FTW moment, not FML.

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CDub7888 0

#29 has it right. This is a good thing. This is a FANTASTIC thing. What in your mind is bad about this situation!?

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podrummer9209 0

#11 = win. However, this is more like... learn how to keep going.

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jsmith1199 0

cyber fist bump now raise the bar- try to make her either a) pass out or b) have a mini seizure

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SaraJean2 0

Lol @ 32 Mini seizure!

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podrummer9209 0

#32: Making them unable to support their own weight is another goal. It's both satisfying, because you know you're damn good, and funny as hell, because they're trying and failing to get up XD

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