Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
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Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
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Comments (209)
Sheh_fml 25
She over reacted, but you're a dick. What could you possibly gain from making fun of others?
ostfaiz 18
YDI, Time to clean her Milkshake over your covers..lol
Garnetshaddow 30
YDI. Karma is a bitch.
trellz17 19
So everyone's gonna act like they've never made fun of someone before? The FML community is being a hypocrite again. What that woman did was vandalism!
HeartYou101 31
There's making fun of someone...Then there's making fun of someone right in front of them
leeloo900 9
I know right? People are such hypocrites. I make fun of bad singers all the time and people who have no talent thinking they have talent. ridiculous.
grogers311 20
Sounds like #45 thinks she's the best singer in the world - I bet you're amazing!
leeloo900 9
Nope. But at least I don't do Things for attention :P
slyde32 12
who says they think they have talent? I sing along to my songs while I'm on my own, I don't think I have talent, I'm a terrible singer, but guess what? I like the song and I'll sing along if I want to
temmera 16
Who said she's doing it for attention? Please tell us how you found out that the girl singing in her car was doing it for attention. I would love to see the proof.
grogers311 20
Lol you've made 72 posts on this thread, but at least you "don't do things for attention" lmao and you're calling everyone else a hypocrite haha I love it!
leeloo900 9
I couldn't have made 72 posts on this FML. Learn to count sometime.
leeloo900 9
She was singing "passionately" probably using hand motions and stuff like a retard. That shall get you made fun of. So OP did so.
grogers311 20
...aaaaand they're still coming
trellz17 19
#34 people get made fun of all the time, it's something you can't control. But you can control whether you want to break the law or not.
temmera 16
#76: Using hand motions and stuff like a retard? You really are a bitch aren't you?
DrownedMyFish 18
You can also control whether you make fun of someone or not. It would have never happened if OP decided to keep his thoughts to himself. They both could have acted differently. Moral of the story: Don't make fun of people if you don't want them to react.
trellz17 19
No the moral is that not everything deserves a negative reaction. Which is what's wrong with the world today.
grogers311 20
Because making fun of someone for simply enjoying themselves is not a negative reaction... Good point!
acerredrum 23
Yes I have made fun of someone and you know what? I regret it because I was young and being an asshole. Just because a lot of people do something does not make it dickish, it is even worse that OP made fun of her to where she could hear it. That is called being a bully and should not be defended, I hope OP learned his lesson.
Brightbulb 40
The way I see it, people are going to make fun of other people but there are just something's one shouldn't. I see making fun of someone singing in their car/jamming out as being pretty much identical to making fun if your neighbour playing barbies with his young daughter through their living room window. It's her space and she wasn't doing shit wrong or disruptive.
RedPillSucks 33
True that her response was excessive, but OP was being a jerk.
fictionaldiary 11
I make fun of strangers all the time, just not to their face. You don't need to make a stranger feel bad about themselves, that's just rude, but if you do it for your own enjoyment there isn't a problem with it.
Zelda9678 11
Just because we've done it before doesn't make it better. It doesn't make it justified. But we've learned, and we know better.
vikky538 29
you heard her singing talent.. ahe saw your brand new seats... tit for tat..
skittyskatbrat 19
Asshole...brand new seat covers... anyone else want to bet he's driving some sort of sports car? Nice guys can drive a sports car. Assholes almost exclusively drive sports cars when young. When older, they go for beemers.
derpina72 23
Like you've never sung passionately to a song before!
MisterGasMoney 16
I understand if you didn't like her singing, but making fun of her wasn't the way to go.
Voltze 10
reminds me of the time someone made fun of my voice acting so i threw my slurpee at him. Don't want shit thrown/dumped on you? dont be an ass !
leeloo900 9
Haha typical butthurt reaction.
petrolhead 12
You should have rolled up the windows.
Brandi_Faith 34
Seriously, it sounds like OP had his windows down and had a whole conversation with this girl. If you don't like it, roll your windows up.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I got as far as "I made fun of a girl" before clicking YDI.
rambleramble3 11
Because he made fun of a girl or because he made fun of someone in general?