Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
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grunt_fml 17
To the people saying he deserved it... Yes, making fun of her was a dick move. But did she have to reply by damaging his belongings? If someone I have never seen in my life and probably never will says something stupid or embarassing to me, I try to counter with a snappy or equally mean comment, but I will NOT punch him or her, set his car on fire or break his glasses. I am a nurse and today was one of those days when you barely find the time to eat or even to drink something, especially because one bitch of a patient was using the bell as her personal entertainment system. She rang 3 to 4 times every 15 minutes, asking for shit like lowering or raising the bedhead for maybe 3 cm, changing the tv channel, complaining that her sparkling water was "not sparkly enough" and one time she even claimed, smirking, that she accidently rang the bell while holding the damn thing still in her hand. And all while the station was full of people with real problems, wandering goomers with dementia and one person going into cardiac arrest. Finally another nurse jumped in for me, telling bitch-patient to give it a break, since I was not even able to drink or eat something. Bitch-patient smiled at her and then said "Well, he is fat enough anyway!" So now my question to all those "YDI" folks, what should I have done with her, hm? Piss on her? Set her bed on fire? Empty the bedpan of her roommare over her heat? Hey, she had it coming, right?
Bowla 2
You might be a jerk Op, but I doubt you deserve a shake thrown at you. I think if the roles were reversed it would be considered assault
Bowla 2
Op might be a jerk but if the roles were reversed, this would be considered assault.
Aethyn 2
The girl should have known people could see or hear her, so being made fun of wouldn't be that weird. Who the **** throws milkshakes at people anyway?
That_username 4
Karla's a bitch, dick breath.
hannaks 2
I would think so too
fictionaldiary 11
If you wanted to make fun in the privacy of your car that's fine, but when you actually go out of your way to make sure a stranger knows you are mocking them, you deserve whatever they throw at you.
JRtheSnowman 5
Next time don't be a dick
mrcook9 5
Wow, more "you deserved it" votes than someone getting shouted at by their boss for using Comic Sans. This, my friends, emphasizes why bullying is bad.
IntoYourIcyBlues 7
YDI, be considerate next time and mind your own business