Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
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Comments (209)
CeeCee_fml 16
This is hilarious. There was a previous FML on the other end where someone was singing "passionately" in traffic and she got trash thrown at her. All the top comments were about how she deserved it and should be considerate to others. Now we have the same community commenting about how the OP should "mind his business" and let the girl be free to sing what she wants (never mind the fact that it is impossible to ignore someone who is being loud and obnoxious right next to you in traffic, but I digress). Y'all need to make up your minds.
squarecircles 13
Now there's something I would've loved to have seen, lol.
Narcissy 12
You had that coming.
Melkboy 7
Man, what a cuntnugget.
sarahmaxine 19
A nice person would've just rolled up his window.
garrett_8614 14
I sing all the time at stoplights, windows down or up. Doesn't matter to me. I'm probably never going to see the person next to me again so who cares what they think? Sing and gesture as much as you please
LalaDee561 8
I was going to comment on what a bitch you were, but other people have already done that. The milkshake was taking it a little too far, but in the end you deserved it and I guess now you've learned your lesson (and you won't forget it every time you have to look at your seat covers)
tfios_baby 8
You definitely deserved it. Karma is a bitch.
rambleramble3 11
I sometimes sing very passionately while driving and try to make eye contact with people in cars next to me but they never look at me :(
mercedesm 28
At least your seats were covered!