By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
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Next time try playing "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry, because I'm pretty sure that's all you're going to be playing with for a while.

You were just nervous! I hope you turned it off right away though.

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You were just nervous! I hope you turned it off right away though.

Could have been worse. At least it wasn't "Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold.

Ripped her heart out right before her eyes

"Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it!"

Simply put she is just not that into you.

Next time try playing "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry, because I'm pretty sure that's all you're going to be playing with for a while.

Should have put on the Ding Dong Song.

Let me give it a shot. You're alone with a girl. You put on the song "Kiss a Girl" She deduces that you want to kiss her. The thought of kissing you repulsed her. That's my take -- it's just a theory.

Thanks for watching.

Maaaaate I would have made out with you on the spot had that been me. Just realised you're from Brisbane too! Let me know if things don't work out with your crush :~)

Brisbane here aswell! Just saying

She clearly has no taste because Keith Urban is p. great.