Love: Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will...

By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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pjsr 32

Friday 9 June 2017 22:50

Next time try playing "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry, because I'm pretty sure that's all you're going to be playing with for a while.

1DisGR8 32

Friday 9 June 2017 22:03

You were just nervous! I hope you turned it off right away though.

Comments

1DisGR8 32

Friday 9 June 2017 22:03

You were just nervous! I hope you turned it off right away though.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 9 June 2017 22:17

Could have been worse. At least it wasn't "Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold.

Arashikage 18

Friday 9 June 2017 23:46

Ripped her heart out right before her eyes

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 10 June 2017 0:49

"Eyes over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it!"

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 9 June 2017 22:22

Simply put she is just not that into you.

pjsr 32

Friday 9 June 2017 22:50

Next time try playing "My Dingaling" by Chuck Berry, because I'm pretty sure that's all you're going to be playing with for a while.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 9 June 2017 22:52

Should have put on the Ding Dong Song.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 10 June 2017 2:59

Let me give it a shot. You're alone with a girl. You put on the song "Kiss a Girl" She deduces that you want to kiss her. The thought of kissing you repulsed her. That's my take -- it's just a theory.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 10 June 2017 8:46

A song theory.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 10 June 2017 8:48

Thanks for watching.

killer1525 20

Saturday 10 June 2017 6:58

Good song

vsco 0

Sunday 11 June 2017 11:56

Maaaaate I would have made out with you on the spot had that been me. Just realised you're from Brisbane too! Let me know if things don't work out with your crush :~)