Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
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Comments (209)
ZorroRooster 19
Asshats get sticky dairy products smeared on their new shit. You deserve it
CrysisKing 5
Thats when the police need to be called and have her pay for some new seat covers and for any other damages she has done.
SpamPam 18
Or in hindsight don't make fun of strangers within earshot, or just don't be a jerk in general
rambleramble3 11
I feel like it was still an overreaction... Even if he was being a jerk
worldclassrager 41
Your sex isn't given but still did boys flock to your car? And chocolate? That's even better
miracoria 10
Good, I hope she ruined them like you probably ruined her day. I'm just curious; what exactly did you hope to accomplish by making fun of her? If it was just to make yourself feel better about your own crappy singing, then maybe roll the window up before you do, if you must do it in front of her. But this just reeks of wanting to poop on someone's day for no other reason than "because I can". I hope she was able to brush it off.
sbarua219 17
YDI. Sorry.
keeks46 12
You're an ass and you deserved it. I take the girls side for this one, OP.
Brandi_Faith 34
When people stare I just to tend to rock out that much harder. I mean if you're going to give a show you might as well give a killer performance and give them something to talk about. Plus I always get a smile just thinking about how I made them laugh and how they probably told their friends.
elek2008 9
sue her
elusiveshame 22
Way to be a judgmental douche. Ydi
PegLegRacing 34
Let's be honest anyway... Seat covers are trashy 99% of the time. She probably did you a favor.