Transportation: Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song...

By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 16:59

Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML

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Friday 15 August 2014 12:03

Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it

najraa 19

Friday 15 August 2014 12:03

I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..

Comments

mlustpdx 17

Saturday 16 August 2014 11:11

got what u deserved

MysteryGuest214 10

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:56

Annnnd... Now I want a chocolate milkshake.

kaykaylewis 2

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:50

bullly!!!!!

skittyskatbrat 19

Sunday 17 August 2014 17:18

FAIL bully :D

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 16 August 2014 22:11

I wouldn't of wasted my milkshake on you haha

HazelGrace 10

Sunday 17 August 2014 5:11

You completely deserved it. Lesson learned don't be a dick

mattdaviess 6

Sunday 17 August 2014 7:42

You're a prick. Nuff said.

VanessaNal 13

Sunday 17 August 2014 8:12

Why did you have to be an ass about it? YDI

Lilady 4

Sunday 17 August 2014 12:36

I would rather it went on your shirt AND your brand new seat covers, but you know, we can't all be happy.

tbart13 7

Sunday 17 August 2014 20:26

Better your seat covers than the seat itself.

droln4maltesers 8

Sunday 17 August 2014 23:11

YDI, if you're going to be an asshole at least try to hide it.

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