By Anonymous - United States
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
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1) From your photo I can infer that you're awfully smooth with the ladies, so if we assume that OP is equally as smooth, your advice may be the best advice possible. Perhaps Miss Feisty Hands would mistake OP's "equality" punch for a love tap, want to get frisky, eventually marry him, cheat on him, and forfeit half the house she owns to him in the divorce. In a way, you're almost his financial advisor... Side note: Clairvoyance at 6:30 a.m. just upped my coffee requirement for the day.

  daemonsparta  |  16

#16 she had no right to hit him. hes listening to headphones he's not her personal radio. even if he was she still had no right to strike him. if the genders were reversed people would freak

  Danny0522  |  8

The comment is ironic. From the username "Whocarez" you would expect him to either a) not care about the situation or b) not care about the comment involving violence. This is further supported by the fact that he spelled cares wrong in his username. However since the comment does showcase him "caring" about the situation, which is the opposite of what was expected and may or may not have made you laugh, the comment is ironic.

  PurpleCabbage  |  1

I can't stand those idiots who feel the need to share their wonderful music with us, which is normally Nicolas Minaj or One Erection. I hate those types of people. They act like they have the voices of god on their wonderful iPod. Sheesh.

  CeeCee_fml  |  16

Sometimes its not that the music is loud, but that the headphones are bad when it comes to leaking the sound. I had headphones that were on a low volume but people next to me still heard it.

By  SkoomaKi  |  27

You should have stood up, faced her and slapped her with your headphones saying "I challenge you to a duel!". Then engage in a gun duel, the winner gets to listen to their favorite song.


OP should probably take a little nap and hope that he's got a +5 to whatever attribute governs his gunnery skills. If he doesn't, he should tell this feisty lady to hang on while he summons a few golden saints. Kill, rinse, repeat, and he should undoubtably win this duel. Unless, of course, she's actually Dagoth Ur reincarnated as a lady on the bus, in which case OP needs to get off the bus as soon as possible and go find Keening and Sunder. DON'T FORGET WRAITHGUARD! Good luck, OP.

  perdix  |  29

#68 Perhaps a disgruntled postal worker who blames that fancy-ass e-mail for stealing his business would mention:

"You Light Up My Life"
"Billy Don't Be a Hero" and
"My Sharona"

to avenge his loss. Jus' sayin'...

By  Enslaved  |  36

Every set of earphones/ headphone are always loud enough for others to hear, regardless of volume, except when I wear those gummy ones.

That was rude of that lady to do. A sweet tap and a request would make me reconsider, but a punch? Hell no, lady!

  Marcella1016  |  31

Thanks, perdix (actually according to autocorrect your name is prefix lol) I was surprised I had to scroll down so low before someone pointed this out.

Public Service Announcement:
1 adult female = woman
2 or more adult females = women

There are no exceptions to this rule, period, except possibly in the scenario perdix pointed out.

  perdix  |  29

Keep pounding the Eggos and you'll get there!

Now there's a contest where our Ninja nun will obliterate Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut and Sonya Thomas.

  BobbieH  |  19

Maybe OP is into Women's Lit; where a very common theme is the duality of woman? Thus a singular woman is actually 2 women(barring multiple personality disorders). Or maybe it was a typo!