Work and Health: Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam....

By Radbaby - 12/10/2018 03:00

Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ugamayne - 17/02/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Fancy seeing you here!

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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Don't stop

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 12 October 2018 3:49

Some people don't seem to have any form of shame.

Allie614032 34

Friday 12 October 2018 4:27

Or maybe he'd already shat his underwear, and the skid marks were a much less extreme form of punishment than what you could've gotten.

Comments

Deez_Knots 10

Friday 12 October 2018 3:49

Gross. I’m majoring in X-ray tech right now and hope I never encounter skid marks

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 October 2018 5:06

Oh, you will. It’s probably going to be one of the less gross things you’ll encounter.

Stella Renay Wolfgram 8

Friday 12 October 2018 20:02

Best of luck to you.

yeongji 31

Sunday 14 October 2018 3:17

I hate to break it to you, but lets just say skid marks is not bad. Patients can leave behind things worse than skid marks on a table/stretcher. Be prepared to encounter anything you can think of.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 12 October 2018 3:49

Some people don't seem to have any form of shame.

Allie614032 34

Friday 12 October 2018 4:27

Or maybe he'd already shat his underwear, and the skid marks were a much less extreme form of punishment than what you could've gotten.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 October 2018 5:05

Maybe he wasn’t wearing any underwear in the first place ;)

DonULFonso 22

Friday 12 October 2018 6:55

That's what 'going commando' means.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 October 2018 9:39

I read it that he went commando in the hospital gown, and had undies on in his street clothes.

Aliya Arapova 3

Friday 12 October 2018 19:53

Maybe he wanted you to remember him for a long time after the X-ray)) definitely he cannot flirt

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 21 October 2018 1:14

No disposable cover? In hospitals in the U.K.,we have a roll of paper at the top of the couch / bed / whatever, and between patients you dispose of the used bit and roll down some more. Makes problems like this a lot easier to deal with, and means you don't catch lice or impetigo from the previous patient.