Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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Cads1 24
Did you answer with "with my unbroken fist"?
19990231 29
You still won the most important victory. Never forget it.
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writerchic85 26
I would have grabbed that little shit and broken every one of his fingers.
Daelynn_17 19
Someone would have gotten slapped really hard. Really fast... And by someone I'm mean that little Crap cake you call brother.
MidnaLink 35
Duhhhhhhh!
limegreenpoopie 31
Dang, he needs help.
S_Gnu 17
Was the game Call of Duty? 'Cause that sounds like fairly typical Call of Duty gamer.
cadillacgal79 32
You can't play COD on the Wii, my guess is it was Mariokart.
MidnaLink 35
Wanna bet. Look up Call of Duty and see what you find.
SPN_lover666 27
really #58? My ex and all the other Wii owners will disagree with you.
myanichole 22
#58 I have mw3 for the wii.
Asterrahl 15
You should call BAU to profile him
TypeOneDiabetic 4
Should have responded by saying "Like this!" and punching him in the face.
Quasars 10
Beat him again, then rub it in
Attacksloth 33
That's when you stand up and yell I'M BIGGER THAN YOU, I'M HIGHER IN THE FEWWWWWD CHAIN! GIT! IN! MAH! BELLEEEEHHHH! ... and punt him out the door.
iRambo 12
I know two brothers playing and one beat the other one. He got mad and took the game away so no one would play. It's only a game.
RabbitOfAurora 28
I would urge you to, if your brother is of age file a police report to scare him because that is not okay. If your brother is still a teeny bopper get him a therapist and make your parents punish him until he's in college because that is not okay!
gracehi 33
Almost what I was thinking, except I'd advise OP to press criminal charges regardless of his age. Having grown up with two siblings myself I realize that siblings will sometimes get physically violent with one another, but breaking a bone is extreme and should be taken very seriously, otherwise he'll think this behavior is tolerated and that will lead to a very dark future for both him and everyone around him. If he'd do something like this to his own sister, he'd do it to anybody. If he doesn't face severe consequences now, other people will get hurt and he'll likely face even worse consequences in the future when he becomes even more violent and / or he assaults somebody who will want to see him suffer for his actions.