Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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Cads1 24
Did you answer with "with my unbroken fist"?
19990231 29
You still won the most important victory. Never forget it.
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Comments (152)
randomcritic 14
How did your parent(s) respond to this incident? This assuming that he is under the age of 18 or you were at home.
vreid 20
As a hyper competitive person myself, it amazes me that people get angry enough at losing to start acting violent... Heal well OP
bahamit 18
Correct answer, "with a large blunt object.... I know where you sleep.....
classicsparkles 17
Wow breaking your siblings bones because of how inferior losing in a video game made you feel. I hope the psycho gets some therapy and that you at least punched him in the skull with the hand he didn't maim.
whassallt26 13
Come mate you had a weapon in your hand, a wii remote, that ***** deadly
HowToGetFired 15
You deserved it. Who beats their little brother with anything?
MidnaLink 35
Are you misunderstanding this, or am I misunderstanding your comment.
Wolfipoo 31
Break his finger, see how he likes it, sorry about your finger OP.
Krwman 8
Folks, is that a common nickname among siblings??
amccaul1976 8
this is how I will beat you. I will never play against you on the Wii again. I won the last game we played. so you can never beat me again. permanent victory
swanheart 35
To which the answer is 'one-handed'