Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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Cads1 24
Did you answer with "with my unbroken fist"?
19990231 29
You still won the most important victory. Never forget it.
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Comments (152)
Anro_fml 17
Why's everyone hating on the kid. He raged, it happens.
MzZombicidal 36
Because he broke her ******* finger over a video GAME? I've been a gamer since I could hold a controller and I would never, ever get physical with someone over a virtual world. How dumb can you be to defend those actions?
Shade1982 21
@115: If your rage has this sort of consequences, you have issues.
Mellowyellow15 10
Are you serious? How old is your brother?
sebascosme 2
Sounds like someone needs a beating
BlazefireSaber 8
My brother and I were playing Mario Kart. To beat him on the last course of the circuit (mushroom gorge), I hit him with a green shell and passed him at the last moment. I celebrated with a little squeal but he decided to celebrate by fracturing my index finger.
blackonblight 33
Should have known it was Mario Kart. That game is infamous for causing the worst rage. Yet another example to add to the list.
MzZombicidal 36
Your brother is in severe need of anger management and no video games for a while. If he can't handle losing at something that will not affect his life, I'm worried about how he'll handle loss elsewhere. Glad you're though okay, OP! And congrats on your video game victory. Lol!
shartmydarts 8
Unless your little bro is way bigger than you, you should have shit fury all over him until he drowned in it. He broke your ******* finger, not your balls. Man up.
MzZombicidal 36
Considering OP is a woman: no balls. Also, if my little brother suddenly ran over and twisted my finger to the point of it breaking, I'm pretty sure I'd be in too much shock and pain to react immediately. Later on, sure. Right when it's happening? Probably not.
fader48080 10
"with a baseball bat while your sleeping" is an appropriate reaponce
Omniprism 15
Anger management. And fast.
Zaayuro 9
Uh with a baseball bat ya sack of shit
BubbaJ80 11
Sounds like a little brat needs to be taught some respect
Supertramp94 13
You should have broken his whole hand.