Yeah, lie to them and when you come back, still only 7 months pregnant, the next day, they will be very, very confused. Or, you could admit that you are a pregnant woman and babies can be heavy on your bladder. It's not a big deal, it's pee. It's not like you shat everywhere.

"I put it back in because it wasn't done yet!"

Bc people who don't intend a pun put no pun intended in the post...

Not really possible for a pun... Since she had to pee and you said crappy.

OP didn't mention pee.

Being pregnant can weaken your bladder and I think for some women makes it less able to hold urine. And sometimes if the baby kicks a certain it can make you wet yourself.

Legit did not know that

When you have to go while pregnant, you have to GO! Not only does the uterus expand and press against your bladder, but you also produce more urine than normal. And for some reason babies like to aim for the bladder when they move. One of the more troublesome things about being pregnant.

He's right you know. (#24).

Not necessarily... If all of a sudden you lose control and start peeing your pants, sitting in some bushes won't help. Might as well accept and and be thankful that all you have to clean are the pants! Jumping in bushes sounds messy and almost dangerous at that point of the pregnancy.

It can be hard to get up off the couch when you are 7 months pregnant, nevermind getting up from a squatting position. If you can get down there in the first place.

Amen

What "should be" and "what are" are unfortunately two different things

A pad isn't going to do much for a full scale accident

But it'll help catch a ton of leakage. My mom has had four kids and always wore a pad in case she had an accident.