I'm a weasel and I'm otterly offended !

I don't understand how this is an FML? It just seems like a funny story to me...it could have been a lot worse like if the surgery didn't go well or if you had tried to grope the doctor while on the drugs.

Sounds like you ran into Perona

I R BABOON! Someone had to say it.

I’m guessing you’re a Naruto fan as well?

Ore wa weasel desu ka!

I think you’re turning Japanese I think you’re turning Japanese I really think so.

People say all sorts of screwy things after coming out of anesthesia (or sedatives). If you were speaking Japanese (or had the presence of mind to try to speak Japanese), even if it was something screwy like that, you're more accomplished than most people. (I assume that Japanese is not your first language.)

So basically, David After Dentist--Japanese edition?

Well, 私はイタチ好きです。