By superman21 - 28/09/2014 22:55 - Ireland

Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
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nchic01 17

well if you drink like the Irish you have to face the consequences! sorry op

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lifein2014 13

what he really meant was so much for the pussy she promised me tonight Lol

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worldclassrager 39

It's luckily the last day not like the first but still that it happened it's the luck of the Irish...maybe a four leaf clover might have brought you two a bit more luck when things started up

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schhichick 14

She should not have been Dublin the drink orders.

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ashtulla95 12

Typical.... Instead of trying to get off, why don't you get her some tea and take care of her for once. Ya goof.

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countryb_cth 38

Probably because she is passed out drunk and would throw it up anyway. Plus usually the honeymoon does mean having sex

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Batmans_cat 14

i have to agree with #40, it is there honeymoon, what do you think its for, milking cows??

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stargirl_95 24

Clearly OP is taking care of her. It's not unreasonable for him to have wanted to have sex on his honeymoon but I'm sure he would have been happy to at least spend quality time with her if she wasn't up to it. You can't exactly spend quality time with someone who's passed out drunk.

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davincidasecond 24

Wow ... Too many dumb assumptions in one post.

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sarah2144 14

That's Ireland for you. I'm not normally a huge drinker and I got drunk almost every night I was there.

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frickinontario 3

The flight home is going to suck...

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quickfingers100 15

Sounds like a classic end to a honeymoon :)

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JRtheSnowman 5

That kinda sucks and I feel bad but it's Ireland what did you expect?

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Zm90 5

best of luck for next time. use ur hands :d

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elixaaaaa 13

Here's your chance to come good on your promise "in sickness and in health". She feels worse than you do so suck it up and be a good husband and take care of her

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vikky538 28

you should have taken advise from locals..on how to have fun with drunken wives...

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