By superman21 - 28/09/2014 22:55 - Ireland

Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
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nchic01 17

well if you drink like the Irish you have to face the consequences! sorry op

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lifein2014 13

what he really meant was so much for the pussy she promised me tonight Lol

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nchic01 17

well if you drink like the Irish you have to face the consequences! sorry op

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Mightyrif 23

I thought your statement was witty and funny. Not sure why it got so many downvotes but here's my upvote!

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bethyworks 16

You got my up vote as well #1!

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jellybeens_fml 16

I heard in Ireland there are more drunks than people.

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nchic01 17

haha thanks 14 and 15 :)

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aine500 16

C'mon Ireland isn't that bad.... I live there and that thing somebody said about more drunks than people is such a lie. If rarely see somebody who's drunk unless I'm at a party here

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lunar999 23

#38 how do you not realise that there being more drunks than people isn't even possible?

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martin8337 35

According to a Family Guy episode, there are empty beer bottles littering the runway at the airport. Just saying.

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orbit 22

Come on guys, drunks are people too. Treat them with respect.

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schhichick 14

Sounds like she should not have been Dublin the drink orders

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eyepuppy 31

The reason she was downvoted was because her comment originally said, "sorry OP." She the changed it.

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nchic01 17

umm nope #80. that's just the last part of my comment :)

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MollySheridan 11

Everyone here is being very stereotypical. I live here in Ireland and have done for my whole life and no, we don't drink as much as you all say we do! And of course there isn't more drunks then people over here are you mad?! It's really quite annoying that you all just expect everyone over here to be drunks. Very stereotypical.

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eyepuppy 31

Sounds like she had a blast!

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Greenteamextreme 16

Probably followed by one bitch of a hangover lol!

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schhichick 14

A blast of beer.

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aricababyy 22

Still have the morning!

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jellybeens_fml 16

she gonna have a killer hangover tho

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SrgntSprnkls77 15

something something true irishman

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lifein2014 13

what he really meant was so much for the pussy she promised me tonight Lol

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cryssycakesx3 22

ah, I was thinking he meant yo-yoing or pogo sticking :P

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lifesneutral2002 6

guess you had a rotten week :( congrats on marriage though!

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cryssycakesx3 22

I doubt she was drunk the while week...

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laden_swallow09 34

Well, this IS Ireland we're talking about, here…

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Pstraka6 20

Unfortunately one person finished it on a fun note. Don't bring that up till the next day or later. This will be something you look back and laugh at! More fun vacations in the future

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Razi_tail 25

How is puking your guts out fun? This is why I don't understand the point of getting drunk. You don't remember anything and wind up having a shitty time afterward.

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I_Bite 22

depends how drunk you get #65 getting drunk can be fun but you don't have to push yourself to being sick or blacking out

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thedeej 10

That's why you don't drink too much. At least you had some fun drinking, however!

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doctorhook86 24

#7: Agreed. I'm wondering if this is a sign that the OP's wife has a problem. Hard to tell from just one instance.

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AcieMcG 21

Guess no babymoon for you then.

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teresa96706 29

What's "babymoon"? Did you mean baby shower? I don't understand it either if you did mean baby shower because a pregnant women isn't supposed to drink in the first place.

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stupidpplsuck 33

its a play on words(maybe might be called something else) instead of honeymoon they said babymoon as in no baby making activities

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littlekellilee 45

No baby conceived on the honeymoon.

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wang33334 12

Joking on FML equals too many negative votes! So OP, I feel you. Be strong and look forward.

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brand125 17

dude you're so deep

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eaglerob 20

That's rough. Maybe you can get a "get out of jail free" card out of this. Hang in there, the fun times are almost over.

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