By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 318
You deserved it 11 573

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

saIty 17

He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.


Easy with the verbosity, bro. We need space for our comments, too, y'know. Hey, a rhyme! Anybody want a peanut?

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

What is with people not looking at what they're about to grab? Look where you put your hand next time other wise you might end up grabbing your boss' penis instead of the door handle.

Bethawny 0

why do you say pubes and not pubic hair IT MAKES ME ANGRY!

Capt_Awesome137 0

#27 I see what you did there >_

If you give him ******** then what's the difference? The ones on the soap are cleaner.

LiveLaughFML 10

Bodywash - learn it, live it, use it.

enonymous 8

How much for the soap?... I got $50

adropofpeace 8

There have been a lot of things today happening in TN... Especially involving the lower half of the body. Something in the water? Sorry OP.

elmogoezRAWR 0

Omfg ur pic makes the guy above you look HILARIOUS

KiddNYC1O 20

It's soap, it's always clean no matter what, plus if u suck it, the pubes have been in your mouth before, or ur v j j

How do you know it was his pubes? Could have been armpit hair for all you know

It's probably not the first time they've been in your face

Laurenlou 24

OP, at least it wasn't your dad's! That would have been a lot more gross!

Pixxio_O 11

78- so if you shit on soap it would suddenly turn clean?

Well, OP, it's not like you haven't had your husband's pubes on your face before . . .

Well, OP, it's not like you haven't had your husband's pubes on your face before . . .

Well, OP, it's not like you haven't had your husband's pubes on your face before . . .

burninnapalm 5

It isn't gross... She should be use to his pubes in her face...

13FTW 9

That's his way of asking for a *******?

leadman1989 15

130 - Cool comment bro say it again.

sk8rchick97 0

U prolly have those in your face all the time

Good lord, I have no idea how that happened

You sent it three times obviously. You need to learn about patience

No the App just glitched, you should learn about technology

138 that's the most creative way if asking fir a ******* I've ever heard!!

Do you all keep separate bars of soap for separate body parts?

I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

funkyspacemonkey 0

No joke I'm a guy and don't even do that-not good for your skin

I hear you. ive done the same, but with my fat roommates pubes. That was the day i only use body wash.

GuitarFail123 9
uffiewuffie 0

It coulda been OP's hairy face

GuitarFail, the thing that really fails is your racist profile pic. Oh, and your profile info. By the way, you should remove the apostrophe from "Grammar Nazi's". Yes, I am one. Blow me.

Don't forget, he needs an apostrophe in "Im".

GuitarFail123 9

133-hmm, well **** u troll and suck my **** bitch, wait u havta get in line bc ur mom is doing it first....:( awwwe sorry:(

You made the poor guy remove his pic and profile. You've erased his meaning in fml now he's nothing

burninnapalm 5

Wow doc, I bow to you once more! You have made him remove his pic and profile.. That is impressive! All Hail DOC!

rexgar2000 10

YDI for not checking before using

OP: Aw, ****. Pubes again? Husband: You'll wash your face with it and like it!

meggs2209 0

Who even uses bar soap on their face? I, like the rest of the world, buy face wash.

Maybe it was OPs wild female facial hair and she is still in denial about it.

sxe_beast 11

Not sure why 58 is being thumbed down.... If you want to have a nice complexion I recommend good products made specifically for your face.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

If you want a good complexion I recommend not using harsh chemical products on your skin. And just about everything in face products contains bullshit irritants and carcinogens that only ruin whatever genetic chances of good skin you naturally have. If you wouldn't eat it don't put it on your face.

sxe_beast 11

You don't have to buy stuff that's filled with a bunch of "crap". Plenty of good, "natural" products on the market. There are many brands make wholesome products.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

That's what you'd think, till you actually go through the ingredients. It's the same with food a lot of times. All the promises on the box mean nothing if the ingredients are the same shit they put in everything else. Too bad a lot of people don't realize that. One day they will. Soon, I hope!

meggs2209 0

See, here is the thing though, I wouldn't eat bar soap, mascara, shampoo, foundation, acne treatment.... But I'd use it. Some of those items are not necceseties, but they do what they say they'll do. If not i just try a different brand. Not everything can be natural. But that's ok.... Because I live in the 21st century & I've accepted that.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

187, I suggest some reading on the "beauty" industry. I'm not against good hygiene and some makeup for the fun of it, but when people make it a necessity to use harsh products to cover up their mostly imagined imperfections, it becomes a problem as it only exaggerates the problem by damaging the skin and making it look even worse. That of course creates a vicious cycle, etc. But that's exactly what the beauty industry wants. Entire populations who barely have even water to wash their face with somehow manage to have perfect skin, and avoid a multitude of other problems that we in the western world struggle to find a "cure" for. Well, except the stench. But that's irrelevant here. Point is, just because we're in the 21st century doesn't mean we need to destroy ourselves with the poisons we created ourselves. Thumb me down all you want, it doesn't make you right.

MwahFMLS 6

sorry but since when does anyone "observe" there soap before they apply it.. i don't :/

burninnapalm 5

Shrooms, we get the picture, now go back to hugging your tree and let us get back to the topic at hand. I agree, she does deserve it for not checking before using... Better yet, use a wash cloth! Just as effective, and you don't have to worry about dropping it and becoming bubba's new girlfriend.

sxe_beast 11

Shrooms. I'm pretty sure what's on the label of most of my products that I use aren't harmful for me. The cleanser I use contains things like: coconut, aloe vera, citrus seed extract, primrose oil, milk thistle, blue green algae, jojoba oil, lavendar oil, lemon peel oil, etc. The toner I use is contains things like: cucumber, green tea leaf extract, prasley, tomato, bilberry, sugar cane, orange, etc. The moisturizer I use contains things like: goats milk, aloe vera, rose, witch haze, coconut oil, grapeseed oil, almond oil, honey, clay, neem, chamomile, etc. The eye cream I use is and contains things like: royal jelly, seasamee, castor seed oil, eyebright, rosehip, witch hazel, matricaria, etc. I also use natural body wash, shampoo, conditioner and hair masks ( which contain a bunch of fruits, veggies, nuts, leaves, flowers, etc. On top of all these awesome ingredients all of my items are cheap at like $15-30. The most questionable items I use are my sulfur mask (it has a couple iffy ingredients) and my acne medication (differin). But the differin cleared up my cystic acne, so its whatever. IDC about your hippy conspiracy theories and hate for my products... My skin is completely flawless. When it becomes not flawless and can't be fixed by products I'll resort cosmetic procedures from a skilled surgeon :D.

and you're implying bars of soap don't have the same ingredients? The skin on your face is very sensitive, using body wash for your face strips any of the good oils from your face. Making it more prone to irritations more than anything. There is alternatives that are organic and natural that is healthy for your skin instead of harsh chemicals.

meggs2209 0

So 214 & 217 basically summed up everything I had to say. And not all girls are insecure about their flaws!! I wear make-up MAYBE twice a week!! (Church & a night out!) And I do depend on my face wash. It keeps acne & blemishes off my face, hence never feeling insecure or like I need cosmetic surgery!

Actually, those citrus extracts, witch hazel and some of those oils are irritants. They cause small amounts of damage to the cellular matrix in the skin and swell it up (the swelling fills in fine lines and tricks people into thinking it helps wrinkles for good). It just doesn't look bad because (I'm assuming that) you use them close to every day. They don't cause blemishes straight from the start, but they make your skin more subsceptible to sun damage and wrinkling. I don't doubt that your skin is good, though :) (source- Paula Begoun. I'm not pulling this out of my ass :) )

saIty 17

He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.

MichellinMan 20

You sir, have just made my day.

flockz 19

ya and that glow in the dark paint you found on the counter.... well i'll just let you wait and see.

ipodlover1995 0

Go ahead and thumbs me down for ruining the moment, but I just wanna know where that reference is from. It sounds familiar.

dylansomething 0

At least it was your husband, an not like your dad or something

dylansomething 0

At least it was your husband, an not like your dad or something

SirObvious 1
crinx034 0

A lady washing her downstairs... With a bar of soap.... *shudders* you just.... You just don't do that man, you just don't.

BehindU 5

Awkward conversation later, Husband: Are those pubes on your face.

MichellinMan 20
Iamaninchworm 0

Nor do you wash your face with a bar of soap. See the error in your logic?

Holy shit #122 your pic is goku fighting superman... That would be an epic fight.

xxsarahfxx 6

I think you guys need to have different bars of soap from now on...

I think u need to get back to the kitchen..

Fantastic piece of advice. You should listen to that OP.

It's ok OP we all know how his pubes really got on your face ;) lol

NoahStaz 3

And hey, if they are already there... I think he may want more quality time with you.