Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
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Today, my marriage must be over. We just spent a week in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and we never left our hotel room. Not because of constant sex but because my wife couldn’t be arsed to get dressed, be romantic or anything. She sat on her tablet watching Netflix IN FUCKING PARIS. FML
Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML
Today, we are on our honeymoon, at a beautiful resort, and my wife has been in bed crying for two days. She won't talk to me, and every time I come in, she sobs harder and starts hyperventilating. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I guess she won't be Basque-ing in the sunshine anytime soon.
Marcella1016 32
I think your sense of humor is Baroque-n
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
I guess she won't be Basque-ing in the sunshine anytime soon.
Marcella1016 32
I think your sense of humor is Baroque-n
RichardPencil 32
Just trying to keep readers from becoming Bord, oh! Geography puns can be fun.
Marcella1016 32
Oh! Hahaha! I Mediterranean Sea what you did there! Am I doing it right?!
RichardPencil 32
Yes! Am I being sincere or am I Lyons just to be Nice? Maybe I just ought to Split, but that wouldn't Serbia any purpose.
HokieJ 10
Sounds like a lovely trip! I'll be your plus 1! Just know I don't go all the way on the 1st date!
Marcella1016 32
Good thing the trip is for a few days 😂😂
Chazzster 32
Some events are best celebrated at the time and not delayed by months. Call it a vacation and not a honeymoon and you and your wife might start feeling better about it. Different kinds of expectations…
Pinkdahlia75 1
I can't say I blame her. Covid is just as bad over there
bazjack 26
I frequently used to almost dread vacations as they approached, even though I had been excited when we planned them. Then once we left I would always have a good time. It can just be overwhelming right before you leave, thinking about all the work you will come home to. I hope you both do have a good time!