Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
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Today, we are on our honeymoon, at a beautiful resort, and my wife has been in bed crying for two days. She won't talk to me, and every time I come in, she sobs harder and starts hyperventilating. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, it's the last day of my girlfriend's "dream vacation", which I broke the bank paying for. She's spent almost the entire week laying in bed, listlessly playing Pokémon. She won't even talk to me. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. For the second time, my fiancé and I have pulled my future sister-in-law off the pavement naked and drunk at 3 a.m. and couldn't find the purse or glasses she had with her. She’s hungover and has completely blacked out what happened. Never again giving her a place to crash. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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nchic01 17
well if you drink like the Irish you have to face the consequences! sorry op
lifein2014 13
what he really meant was so much for the pussy she promised me tonight Lol
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Comments (87)
MrCareless 17
An amazing week with a not so great ending, ah well, give it some time and you will laugh about it later
alex_gen 39
She's drunk in Ireland.
xxmollyxx 25
Yes, well done.
schhichick 14
No, Scotland
harley1077 9
in sickness and in health. Uve got the rest of your lives. 1 night won't kill you.
itsjustme133455 6
dont be so whiny. its one night I think youll live.
Averylonelycube 11
Might as well join her. Have a drink or two and enjoy yourself.
JayVicious 20
i agree and hopefully OP knows his bodies limit so he soesnt end up the same as his wife
Aero_x 21
It's a good thing the bed's huge then.
bobslawnservice 16
Welcome to the rest of your life.
Axel5238 29
That sucks OP yeah have fun and celebrate and all, but no fun when someone ends up drinking so much they are plastered and or/puking particularly during your special get away time.
coraborealis 2
Just remember, "In sickness or in health."
snakesinmyhair 3
You're in Ireland. That automatically means you don't get to complain about anything. Best place ever.