By dantko - 01/01/2014 05:04 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
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maxhhh 18

Sounds like she dropped the ball. *ohhhh*

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junkman6 22

I guess her resolution was to get a new husband.

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maxhhh 18

Sounds like she dropped the ball. *ohhhh*

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Kamon97 23

At least he got the first FML of 2014 ;D

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junkman6 22

I guess her resolution was to get a new husband.

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ThatsMyPie 20

#2, maybe she thought it was her husband? I doubt that OP will annul his marriage over this.

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junkman6 22

-_- And people have yelled at me for putting (incoming sarcasm) before blatantly sarcastic remarks.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

WELL THEN DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE "incoming sarcasm" OK?!

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False_Stupidity 41

The whole point here #19 is that #5 missed #2's sarcasm because he DIDN'T warn of it.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I was joking, you goat!

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junkman6 22

Hah! That's what you get for not putting (incoming sarcasm)!!! The comments on this are bad for my bruised ribs, I can't stop laughing.

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xSonic 9

Ah. New Years. Nothing like starting off by killing your liver :)

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Dalleee 29

well we don't need it anyway :/

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JaneChemi_fml 21

I really hope..... actually no... carry on

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M1DGET_MOOSE 7

@18 Yeah.. Because filtering your blood or anything it not important-_-

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buddy_J 16

Is #18 being serious.... He sounds serious... Faith in.... Humanity ... Slipping... The stupidity, it.. Burns

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MrRazzle 4

Burns like cheap vodka, #34.

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FlyingPie 17

I don't think #18 was being serious, guys..

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bomzo 22

Thats gonna be a great talk in the morning.

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buddy_J 16

It's going to be a great story to be told each year to friends and family

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bomzo 22

Lets just hope this doesn't end up being a family tradition.

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coltsfan567 3

I've had the worst New year's day. ever getting broken up with my dream girl at 1 in the morning FML

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CarbonCoach 11

What was the guys reaction? Did he just go with it? Haha, If he had a girlfriend or wife you could have kissed her.

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crazydanilo 13

Way to start 2014 haha

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ThomasBombadil 31

Ummm, where were you? And what were you doing? When the ball dropped?

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gracehi 31

Not kissing his wife, apparently.

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davidislost 11

Mistletoe must've been plotting something..

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StompinOnCrayons 15

A drunk mind speaks a sober heart, and a drunk body gets into bed with anyone, whilst wearing beer goggles ect...

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relaxeazy 24

You have the upper hand now! Use it wisely

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ThomasBombadil 31

Come on now, what guy ever uses the upper hand wisely. We always squander it. Always.

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