Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
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Top comments
CrazyMelvin 14
That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Well you should be proud of that memory of yours
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Comments (72)
thomcmoore 23
You mean...you memorized the face you've seen and felt all your life? FYL for sure...
jixiekat 14
he's memorized the acne, not his face...
iheartstupid 4
You should try tea tree oil. You can find it at natural food kind of stores, and it works amazingly. I had horrible acne for all of 2013 and I started using tea tree oil right after Christmas, and it's already clearing up. Seriously, try it.
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Maybe that's a rule of thumb that the acne cream doesn't work for you? xD
Curlytwirly22 17
It's okay Dude you should see my face it will make you see your face as an angel's face...I mean it !!!!!
sadistmonkey 19
Don't worry OP, World War I did eventually end...
FMLJFL 5
Go get some damn Accutane
Dodge4x4Ram 46
there goes my appetite
squideth 18
Aww poor dudebro, might want to stay away from FML if that's all it takes.
The_Big_Boss 20
Not hard to memorize if it's that bad op. just know to apply it everywhere
shf12 5
It'll clear uppppp
flufee2 27
way to look on the bright side op ;)