Health: Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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By ew - 04/10/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML

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By SadFace - 21/02/2013 13:04 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML

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By 918boyz - 04/02/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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By RedFaced - 27/05/2016 00:11 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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By Rach - 08/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML

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By Unlucky - 15/11/2014 02:18 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 12:00 - Germany - Leer

Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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CrazyMelvin 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:21

That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:20

Well you should be proud of that memory of yours

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XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:20

Well you should be proud of that memory of yours

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:18

I've done the exact same thing OP!

CrazyMelvin 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:21

That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)

TheWildRover1 12

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:22

At least NASA haven't sent one of their robots to look for life on your face!

Welshite 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:29

Houston, we have a problem.

Puffytruffles 18

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:23

You should become a war poet.

miss_jules 11

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:23

Take a Zinc supplement. It really helps clear up acne!

JACKxRAWR 22

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:31

Alternatively, you can go on courses of antibiotics. That's what I did.

murdersquirrel 15

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:16

that's no joke, zinc is awesome.

zandalee 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 7:14

Antibiotics have worked for me as a teen and my teenagers. Give them a go. They work.

nchic01 17

Sunday 5 January 2014 8:03

zinc is okay, but pantothenic acid, or vitamin b5, is better! try it, it cleared up my acne in a week.

tyler_mcdolan 10

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:24

Well hopefully the acne cream cleans it all up

saucyrossi 18

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:24

Well if you can memorize that, you must be pretty smart ;)

jillytc 23

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:24

hey, we all went through that awful acne phase, it'll go away eventually

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:46

I didn't,,

infinitegrace 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:18

Of course you didn't DodgeGuyWithATattooThatLooksLikeAPenis...

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 0:27

I didn't have an acne phase, although my brother had it fairly bad. I got an occasional zit that appeared every so often......usually the day school pics were going to be taken.