Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML
Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
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Top comments
CrazyMelvin 14
That's a pretty good talent actually. If the power ever goes out and you need to put the acne cream on, you're all set:)
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Well you should be proud of that memory of yours
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Comments (72)
FireFlie07 20
Go to your dermatologist and ask about Accutane
mageepaigeee44 15
He could be gay, not looking for a girlfriend, already in a relationship, married, living in a society of all males, more interested in animals, etc, etc. Your comment is not valid.
jweb1434 6
Obviously your acne cream isn't working if you've had time to memorize where your acne is. Try something else
TalaKhatib_fml 6
im dealing with the same crisis,FML
skyeyez9 24
Have you been to a dermatologist? They can prescribe you some prescription strength acne meds.
zombiekitten87 12
Doesn't sound like it's working too well, then...
jnanderson 16
Ask your doctor about medication for it. I've been on minocyclene for a month or two and it's really helped my face, back and arms out a lot!
worldclassrager 39
Don't worry it will look up soon...
ilovemsminaj 13
At least you can remember that well, some people have a problem with that. Also don't worry it will be gone before long. You're not alone OP I had the same problem
est000dog 11
Been there... You are lucky if you dont get any of these badboys near your lips Good luck