By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus
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That. I don't. What? So basically he just said he would like to screw you over for 9 months+ cool guy... FYL.
You mean "I think of you when I'm horny." is NOT a good thing to say when you "meet" a cute girl for the first time, after you've "known" her for 4 years? What? Wow! No wonder those girls were a little creeped out when I mentioned their Facebook status from 5 months ago...
Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.
The best pick up line is confidence with a little charisma, combined with respect, curiosity, and a somewhat clever yet gentle personality. Pick up lines don't work. But good character does. My mom told me that girls absolutely love talking about their family, and they like it when someone just listens and reacts to conversation. Only one girl has ever given me a chance and went on a few dates with me. My mom had given me hands down, the best dating advice in the history of all dating advice. Never had a bad date, because if conversation is running dry, just bring up family. Only use it when out of other things to talk about though.
Actually, #28. I have gone on some dates with girls who feel the same way. They tend to end up liking it even more, because there usually is a problem within the family and everyone has their opinion and wants to be heard. If anything, I end up being someone you can vent too and tell all the things you've thought about what your family does. Not only is it healthy to verbally express those emotions, but it also leads to just a deeper relationship. Obviously, bringing up family on the first date is bad if they don't like their family. But warming up to it is good. Wouldn't you want someone to stand next to you, listen to how you truly feel. All those little things you can't ever say to anyone else because of the consequences. Just someone who genuinely cares about your opinion in the matter rather than defending the other sides, just listening to yours.
The best pickup line is either "I want to be your chair, so I can always uppity you", "excuse me, can I take a picture of you so Santa knows exactly what I want?" Or "I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt" (this last one was by Crawford Collins during a YouTube video...)
#54, I just want to say that friends already serve that purpose and since many of my friends know the family members in question--and that the family members are not particularly likable--they are able to relate, empathize, and lend support. So if I did want to complain about my family, that's who I would go to. Not someone who's trying to woo me. I mean, I admire your dedication to the family conversation, but it ain't happening, and certainly not on a date. I've got other people I can vent to should I ever desire to do so.
I think pick up lines are a lot of fun. I'm not going to sleep with someone just because they use one but the type they use tells you a lot about them. My last relationship lasted two years and ended because of a move. It started with him coming up and asking "Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets."