Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 16:00

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Today, after two months without sex, my new coworker began telling me about how his ex dumped him after fucking all his friends. The only response I could muster was, “Well, I wish I knew you better.” That got HR involved. FML
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jc1015 25

put in a counter complaint about the unsolicited sex talk

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you're the kind of person who would ruin a friendship just because you've gone two whole months without sex, the reason women are sleeping with you seems less mysterious.

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RichardPencil 30

You had a threesome with your coworker and HR?

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The_Real_Cvh 10

And there I was wishing I knew his ex better.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

You get to know him better, you get to know her a lot better. It's a 2 for 1 deal.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you're the kind of person who would ruin a friendship just because you've gone two whole months without sex, the reason women are sleeping with you seems less mysterious.

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jc1015 25

put in a counter complaint about the unsolicited sex talk

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