By No thank you - 04/02/2015 20:17 - United States - Columbus

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Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick up line. Ever. Especially on a coworker. FML
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tdawg91 17

So romantic! What girl wouldn't swoon?

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Are there actually effective pick-up lines? Though that one, I admit, is particularly bad.

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zykrithium 22

Because all men need to be informed of this.

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ThaReaper319 19

You never know. He may be really in to you may actually care about you (maybe). But if he does think that pick up line must work, then he needs a serious lesson.

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allplayedout 20

Nothing says "I care" like sexual harassment at work.

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GroupWorkSucks 15

"We already know that, he's just a dumbass" -Men

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travellingfun 18

It's not? dam I've been doing it wrong all these years!

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azarel88 11

File a sexual harassment complaint to your boss. they should save that shit for out of office hours or actually learn how to talk to women. you're there to earn your paycheck not have creeps say they would **** you and not pull out, I'm a guy and sure I'd probably think that about a co worker (probably not the "i wouldn't pull out" part though it's pretty creepy) but not actually say it to their face. I'd like to keep my job and not be called a pervert or creep.

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False_Stupidity 41

Best answer is. Well, it's a good thing that will never happen.

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