Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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Rayn4u_fml 0

It's a good thing you were impressed: always trust your first intincts! The fact that you ended up believing him makes you just too naive, but haha nonetheless =)

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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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clutch1542 0

it helps! it's like acupuncture for the poor

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mikeman1744 18

Your dick is the size of a pin?

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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ThatsFckdUp 0

Indeed, sire, indeed

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bking_fml 0

i always watch tv, while having sex or snuggle around haha

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Derzimma 2

Thats a classic! I just thought about how it must have sounded, can't stop laughing.

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blacklagoon_fml 0

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heathallin 0

lawlz. that would be my response

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