Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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It's a good thing you were impressed: always trust your first intincts! The fact that you ended up believing him makes you just too naive, but haha nonetheless =)

hahaha did u say ok? lol

He works fast

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

it helps! it's like acupuncture for the poor

Your dick is the size of a pin?

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

You should have responded in an affirmative way!

"sure thing chicken wing!"

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Indeed, sire, indeed

i always watch tv, while having sex or snuggle around haha

Thats a classic! I just thought about how it must have sounded, can't stop laughing.

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lawlz. that would be my response