By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands
Same thing different taste
By concom - 27/05/2015 19:40 - Cyprus
By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville
By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd
Brainrot
By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States
By anon - 27/04/2016 16:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil
By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel
By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30
Trickster
By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich
Losing my mind
By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00
Good boy
By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake
Top comments
Comments
People these days...
Fyl op, sorry to hear such news!
Damn Yo stuff people do for watches
OP, think of it this way, karma is going to come back around and bite whoever stole it on the ass 10x harder.
24, when something miserable happens to you, I'll be right there to obnoxiously laugh as loud as I can in your ******* ears and face to remind you how much shit sucks, k? Love you (:
^ mentally shit on?
33- Who's the girl in all of your pictures?
37- It's a new one in each picture. 38- Yes, sometimes. I tend not to find FML's to be nearly as funny as some of the ridiculous shit people say in the comments, however.
That thief is hands down, the worst thief there is. I apologize for our generation's alarming, wristy behaviors. When you find him/her don't give them a second chance, turn them in. It was crystal clear to him/her that it wasn't his watch. Don't worry, OP, time will serve him/her right.
Eh... I'll give you a 6.5 out of 10 for those puns.
Sucks because I just bought a new watch. Time wont serve him, karma will.
Yeah, and I'll do the same to you, since this is the meaning of this site.
#34 my daddy never said that.
33- If OP didn't want to be laughed at, I don't think he would have posted this on FML. FML is supposed to be for entertainment; however, this FML wasn't funny, so I can't really blame you for not laughing.
Omg wth i wrote maggots and they change it to people... Stupid FML MAGGOTS!!
Swiper no swiping?
2 that's a blast from the past.
^That's what she said.
71 really?
77, so she looked at your dick, then said 'that's a blast from the past'? She probably meant the day you were born or something.
No. The guy cumed on her face, and she said, "that's a blast from the past." How hard was that?
Well... At least you didn't lose your phone or wallet!
What if it was a Rolex? I would rather lose my phone or wallet.
WIN!!!!!:D
Draw
TIE!!!!
Sounds like you were a little to late.
No shit
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
#68 I feel like a disappoint meant in life for knowing where that's from
Ask for security tapes and hunt the person down.
The OP could have removed it so she wouldn't get a tanline around her wrist.(:
She could've put it in a locker or something. I'm guessing its water proof, the wrist thingy probably just snapped or something.
For some reason this will get alot thumbs down.
When I was a kid, I always wondered if that actually happened.
That sucks op. I guess it's finders keepers losers weepers.
Original poster
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Swiper no swiping?
The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-