Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
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Kayokku 1
Swiper no swiping?
JustDannyG 0
The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-
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Comments (85)
perdix 31
How unlucky! If only you had your watch, you would have gotten to the Lost & Found to claim it on time!
ikickgingers 15
Bringing valued items to a place where they are not on your person = no no.
Hylyt 0
You should've watched it!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
As your leaving from Hearing ur dissapointment, you'll see the guy walking home, jump on a near by motorcycle, wen he sees ur getting close to him he'll jump in a car. That's wen you go fall speed, swerve to a giant truck next to him, cuzing the truck to try and move but not fast enough so it tips over onto the guys car. As he's about to get crushed you jump of ur motorcycle to his car, take the watch off his wrist and say "u ****** with the wrong cowboy".
ImOlivia 5
Can someone translate?
ILoveTabz 0
Maybe you should get there early next time
itzel24 0
That suxs!
TacoSashimi 5
You should have gotten two of the same watch. That's wjat I always do.
j_cat187 20
If someone jacked my pinkey and the brain watch, I would drop them.
rude_boi256 12
That was yours? Sorry dude. It's eBay auction #000272359. I'll even throw in free shipping.