Losing my mind

By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00

Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
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mfranks19891989 10

How do you lose a 3xl fleece jacket in your house? What’s did you do when you come in. Why don’t you retrace your steps from when you came in. Just remember it will be in the late place you look

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RichardPencil 30

You need to lose weight. Losing your car keys might be the first step to better health since you will have to walk everywhere. Good luck getting down to a single XL or L.

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JackFaire 27

Where are the pictures? Did I miss them? In all seriousness though I know guys that are 6ft all muscle and wear a 3XL because they're big guys. Assuming a 3X means "fat" seems kind of jumping the gun when you know literally nothing else. I mean that's like diagnosing a skinny person with anorexia when they just have the Speedy Gonzalez of immune systems.

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julfunky 29

I know I prefer my jackets a size or two larger than I probably need.

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mfranks19891989 10

How do you lose a 3xl fleece jacket in your house? What’s did you do when you come in. Why don’t you retrace your steps from when you came in. Just remember it will be in the late place you look

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