Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
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Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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mfranks19891989 10
How do you lose a 3xl fleece jacket in your house? What’s did you do when you come in. Why don’t you retrace your steps from when you came in. Just remember it will be in the late place you look
Kurliez408 32
hope you managed to find it by now!
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
You need to lose weight. Losing your car keys might be the first step to better health since you will have to walk everywhere. Good luck getting down to a single XL or L.
JackFaire 27
Where are the pictures? Did I miss them? In all seriousness though I know guys that are 6ft all muscle and wear a 3XL because they're big guys. Assuming a 3X means "fat" seems kind of jumping the gun when you know literally nothing else. I mean that's like diagnosing a skinny person with anorexia when they just have the Speedy Gonzalez of immune systems.
julfunky 29
I know I prefer my jackets a size or two larger than I probably need.
Kurliez408 32
hope you managed to find it by now!
mfranks19891989 10
How do you lose a 3xl fleece jacket in your house? What’s did you do when you come in. Why don’t you retrace your steps from when you came in. Just remember it will be in the late place you look