Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
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Top comments
Kayokku 1
Swiper no swiping?
JustDannyG 0
The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-
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JustDannyG 0
The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-
Revell13 2
I share your sentiment entirely
cptmorgan6 8
O shut up. Every generation in the history of man-kind has had theives. It gets annoying hearing people complain about their generation. Just like people complain about dumb people. Every generation has had dumb people, you just weren't alive to witness it. You're part of the group of this generation that I dislike the most.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm getting sick of hearing crap about our gen. EVERY GENERATION HAS ITS REASON TO SUCK. People like you make me ashamed of your generation...
cptmorgan6 8
Thank you, A TEEN.... For putting what I said differently, and agreeing of course.
EpicFail1520 16
Exactly. It seems like people will do anything to make a quick buck.
marinus_fml 20
Next time you should watch your belongings more closely...
landooooo 5
finders keepers, losers weepers! o_o
every1luvsboners 11
Ma'am, are you going to cover up? Your picture is clearly a violation of the "Females must not expose their nips" rule. Cover your boobies, I'm "having thoughts."
YtotsDI 0
thats a man...
yamatelle 19
Boners, by the looks of it, I assume that her boobs are not fully develloped yet. Don't worry 19, they will come with time. I remember when I was 8, too. I was told to join the itty bitty tittie comittee.
stacianichole 2
Shirt it up.
komania 6
Your picture made my day :D
holybuckets 0
19, stop being a ****. Put a shirt on. You look like a girl.
guff09 1
That's unfortunate.
jesskaisns 5
Haha unlucky, Learn not to take things valuable there again.
NEEPLES 7
Ouch sucks
olivercooper 6
Ouch man
mintcar 10
Wow, it's been a while since I've actually worn a watch. Sorry OP, people are pretty dishonest.
coltsrock37 15
If it was a Rolex, I laugh at you! If it was a Timex, I laugh at the claimer!
sicnesses 6
Looks like you *puts on sunglasses* RAN OUT OF TIME!!!!