Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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Comments (116)
chantelfurtado 0
re-add her every time she "unfriends" you. that'll show her to never ignore your daughter
Hamsterzilla 0
add him, tell him ur his girlfriends child. then say "I love u future step daddy<3" scare him! :D
Neybay 0
ahhhh facebook the new real world.... I tried to delete mine once due to the bullshit people feel the need to go on with on there... only lasted two days, as it turns out bullshit is addictive...
cutie718 0
that's so ****** up! you should def write the boyfriend on facebook
kroms001_fml 0
time to become really good friends with her new BF. you are younger than your mother, and most likely more attractive - he might dump her for you... if she says anything or gets mad - just remind her that she doesn't have a daughter so there is nothing to really complain about.
perdix 31
How is she going to convince this guy she is 29 if she has a 25-year-old daughter? Anyways, she is probably a cougar on the prowl and doesn't want the competition from you. He is most likely close to your age -- hell, he may even BE your current boyfriend. . . for now.
rliebold 0
maybe thats a hint as to what kind of child you are....
xobarbienickkxo 4
my mom did the same thing but her excuse was i dont want him to know my real age and you make me look old. im 17
DarkPrince_fml 0
when she brings him home walk out of ur room holding a ***** and be like I'm still charging you for this and then ask when's dad comin home
GPSEmergencyDept 0
way to keep it classy bitch