Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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Top comments
lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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TokioxxHotel 0
49- why do you say that?
rakume 0
**** her. send her boyfriend a pic of your ****.
j3mm 3
Hahaha
buttshapedfruit 0
no one cares if u moderated it. shut up.
keezyisfly 0
6, Thats totally what I was going to say! Good thinking :))
shotgunhr 0
or post hey mom why did you unfriend me on her wall
israelnotjacob 20
I doubt this is anything against you personally. Your mom probably just suspects that if her boyfriend knew right away she had any kids he would be less likely to want to date her because some guys don't like dealing with women who already have kids. Really though your mom is an idiot because not only is it better to just find out right off the bat if the guy will care about her having a kid or not so that if he does they can both just move on right away, but even if he is okay with it if she is going to start off by lying about something so major I can pretty much guarantee the relationship is doomed to failure. You should figure out his name if you don't know it and find him on facebook yourself and add him making sure to mention in the personal message that you are her daughter. Your mom can have fun with that.
MarkXVII 0
I would be so pissed off if I were u. I mean seriously that's your mother and she's trying to hide u cause she's scared her new boyfriend will find out. Is she like really desperate or something?
smarties25 0
WTH!!!!!!!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
48: Apparently, Americans aren't the only arrogant jerks in this world. Parents can get divorced, die, or never marry at all. Since the FML doesn't include the dad at all, we can pretty safely assume the mom is single. Don't be an ethnocentric prick.
l3allin_all_day 0
ur a fag adding your mom
TheVariableX 0
YDI for adding her in the first place.