Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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Top comments
lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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Comments (116)
madarchod 0
94 - I don't get how you could not make sense of what I wrote before. Maybe you don't comprehend terse writing. Anyway my point is having a bf at such an age as that of OP's mother is uncultured. Here in US the bf/gf relations are not platonic so what morals is the mother putting across her daughter by having bf at that age? Her mother is not a college kid to do such silly things. If you look at other countries like India which has a rich culture which dates back to thousands of years you will understand what point I am bringing home.
FTW_WTF 0
i think you should help your mama out... sounds like she needs to get laid bad
ThatCrazyMike 0
a milfs got to do wat a milfs got to do
jskibabe22 4
#6is smart!! and y would u want to friend ur mom???
xNephilim 19
You know, some people actually have a good relationship with their parents. I have both my mom and my dad on my friendlist on facebook. There's nothing wrong with that.
ioceano 0
yDI for even having your mom as a friend on facebook...
maegs6938 0
just because you have the same last name doesn't mean he would assume your her daughter your mom is an idiot! she needs to grow up!
FifaFtw 0
add him and have sex with him that will show that bitch not to mess with you
sofinemos 4
terrible mom
AFuckinCrocodile 6
you should add her somehow,then remove her because you don't want your friends to know what a ***** of a mother you have.