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Anonymous Colchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, it was the first time my fiancé and I have been able to have sex in the daytime for ages. We have two kids under two years-old who take up most of our time, so when we had the opportunity, we grabbed a condom and pounced. Everything was going well until he pulled out… and left the condom inside. Now we can’t find it. FML

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just get a plan b pill. I think you have 48 hrs to use it. $50.00 is a lot cheaper than a kid. there's a cheaper brand also. good luck!

After 2 kids in 2 years I can see why you're using condoms....

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After 2 kids in 2 years I can see why you're using condoms....

I have a feeling this wasn't the first birth-control ****-up you guys have had. At least two of them are sleeping in the next room.

just get a plan b pill. I think you have 48 hrs to use it. $50.00 is a lot cheaper than a kid. there's a cheaper brand also. good luck!

Plan B pill to avoid an unwanted kid As for the condom in the ******, it may come out on it's own in 3 days. If you start feeling sick, go to the gynecologist so they can remove it.

Happened to me and my now ex the very first time we had sex... not a fun search!