Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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Top comments
lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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Comments (116)
TokioxxHotel 0
oh wow...
pertained 12
why do you want your mum as a facebook friend? that's sad...I wouldn't care.
ylil 0
I think it's more that her mums hifding the fact that she has a daughter
authorkid 2
I'm kinda surprised that the length of #1s comment didn't put it in like second at least. must be a fast typer
amazingjane 0
I agree w/ #6. ur mom is shady.
sharmoota 2
wtf :/!! blackmail her!! :D i'd do that >__<
jweezy89 4
So based on your comment, if that happened to you, you'd squint at her? Real intimidating.
aback 5
Hope you're not still living at home, or things are about to get rough.
jweezy89 4
Dude so what? You seem to be old enough to take care of yourself, and there's probably a good reason she's hiding you. Your probably a very lonely loser if your that upset about your mom unfriending you. So grow up and go make some real friends.
reapingbeauty 0
my mom has done that before. Except it was in real life and she introduced me to her boyfriend as the "neighbors kid"
8Dani 10
i bet that's because you know him ahaa