Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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Top comments
lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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Comments (116)
ZigzagWigwag 0
hells bells ya little wankers. Of course mom's are on kids face books.. some parents actually use facebook themselves.. your mom sounds like a complete **** up. Count yourself lucky that she unfriended you.. maybe you can unload her on the new man and be of her **** ups.
KoRn_Freak 1
6 has the right idea!
ivyshade 0
agree with #6...women like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce
d3p02 0
ur moms a ****
ninjacapo 2
who cares. i wouldnt want my mom to be my friend on fb.
itatiannaR 0
Thats terrible, your probably prettier then her and she scared he'll like you more than her.
Bloodberry 0
I totally agree with you. Not only is she showing you what kind of woman she might be, but also she's showing you what kind of mother she is (or isn't).
chocolatemocha 0
You should be like "Hi, I'm your girlfriend's daughter that she never told you about. How are you?".
Mirelly13 6
damn 35 I want colored contacts like that!!!
splicer 0
so what it's just gay"ol"Facebook I mean seriously who gives a shit