Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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Comments (116)
irockfendergirl 0
Tokio is cool- no reason to pick on Tokio!!
Dreamdancer1513 1
Sweety don't worry...... Hey I love revenge and I will share somethjg I would do in this situauon 2u!! If she defriended u add ur ma's bf and say hey I'm her daughter just be like oh well ur not ashamed of me ru??? Dw it always works my friend went thru the same thing!! Good luck and try it ;)
zomg62 0
LOL awe your moms funny. add the guy on facebook
HiddenAce91 6
OP here's what you do now. Facebook stalk her, and wait for her to post something like "He's coming over" or "he's taking me out for dinner" show up at her place, and introduce yourself to him.
Elijah423 0
Haha ROFL!!
discoguru 0
You are an idiot because you don't know the difference between 'you are' and 'your'. Gah!
ghost010 6
Add him as a friend and send him a message saying that you're her daughter.
madarchod 0
50 - mother's bf is definitely not significant other of her, it has to be ur dad. 67 - if the mother is single and there is no question of dad, this is even worse. shame on u people
boatkicker 5
Madarchod, your poor writing left me with some confusion. I try not to grammar-nazi, but I had to read that three times, and I'm still not entirely sure I understand. For clarification, Are you saying that if a parent dates someone other than the other parent of their child, that person is an animal with no morals? Can there be exceptions to that rule? For example death? How about abandonment? Abuse? What about if the child is adopted and the mother never had a significant other? Should she still not date? Does that make everyone moral-less?
lgchocom 0
LOLOLOL- unfriended isn't a word, it's defriend !