Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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Comments (116)
CougeeSwagg 19
Contact her new boyfriend somehow. Let him know you exist.
writerchic85 26
Friend her boyfriend and introduce yourself
kittykat1501 31
Go up 2 said boyfriend and say,"hey, aren't you my mom's bf? Srry didn't see the above comment
fantasyworld 39
Introduce yourself to him. She can't hide it forever.
FweakofCydonia 40
This is when you message the boyfriend and say "Surprise! I'm your gf's daughter!" OR This is when you blackmail your mom to do something that you like: "Mom, if you don't this and that, I will reveal myself to your boyfriend!"
FweakofCydonia 40
To be honest, I wouldn't actually do either now that I think about it. Maybe best to not take my advice!