By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

randomchickkk 0

you lock lips with your family?

So you "locked lips" with family before?

Comments

griffindragon97 3

stop bragging my teacher wouldn't let me even do that class

mtlooney225 0

YUMMY! How was that for a first kiss??

You were born one day before me. Also exactly forty years after Steve Jobs. Creepy.

At least OP got practice for the real thing

Not trying to be rude or mean... but I've never understood why some people go so long before experiencing their first kiss... Making out is becoming the new way of formally greeting someone in the teen ages now in days lol... but just keep looking because their is honestly someone out there for everyone whether you just want to kiss or engage in a relationship...

Nikkitaria 9

The more you wait, the more special it'll be (in theory). Also, your momma never told you that just because everyones does something, doesn't mean you have to follow? ;)

Mrrevorp 0

OTHER than family?? Little incest there huh?

kaleighiscool 0

Someone needs some friends ...

umm wow ? i mean, kissing your mom on the cheek/forehead would be ok. but locked lips ??

perdix 29

Did you slip it some tongue? Or did it slip you some????