By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
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randomchickkk 0

you lock lips with your family?

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DudeBTM 8

So you "locked lips" with family before?

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randomchickkk 0

you lock lips with your family?

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firetruckinaweso 0

that's gross.

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xxsarahfxx 6

who locks lip with their family?

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mtlooney225 0

he's probably from Arkansas. it's normal there

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icantellu 7

Lmfao. That's what I was gonna say! saved me time. thanks haha

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sxe_beast 11

KISSING COUSINS FROM GOOD OLE WEST VIRGINIA!

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RinaRina 9

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MurphyS94 4

Yeah 15, for us here in Arkansas, it's completely normal. I married my cousin and had a deformed baby just the other day...

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I know a friend who kisses her rents smack dab on the lips. it's dissssgusting if you ask me

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sheethapins 13

34, I live in Tennessee and that doesn't happen here... unless it's Summertown or Pulaski...

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ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

I live in Arkansas, and I don't believe I've ever locked lips with my family.

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nate_msm 0

incest is best. if your bot good enough for your own family then who's family would you be good enough for,

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mikeyb102 0

yeah that's probably way east tennesse.. crazy hill folk..

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itman3456 0

it depends how old

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Mubus 0

130: Is that B.C Lara with woman and Barack Obama holding the Cricket bat?

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kei1108 13

I don't think OP meant lock lips with family! He meant just kiss on the cheek. LOL! He seriously miswrote this FML.

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Twigz666 18

He wouldn't kiss a CPR dummy on the cheek

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DudeBTM 8

So you "locked lips" with family before?

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JDintheHOUSE 2

yay incest! did the mannequin use tongue?

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enonymous 8

What I want to know is if it was a female dummy was it the upper or lower lips.

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riceicle1 6

Least it can't complain when you take it home ;)

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Zombieslayer1 0

Your picture is sweet^_^

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ZX6Rninja 0

my rapist-dar is really going off the charts

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alexg823 0

Rape-dar seems like a better name for your contraption.

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strangerdanger90 0

hahaha you funny duck you mean contraction

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ihasbrains 10

Lol. How old are you? Seeing as you're learning CPR.

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HyundaiOwner7 0

It could be someone renewing their license... some states require that. I would think they all need to renew it.

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ihasbrains 10

It was a serious question. I learned it in 9th grade, so I was wondering if OP was another kid who's bummed that he hasn't had his first kiss yet.

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Iriz 0

Yupz here in California we have to renew it every year in order to work around children like daycares n schools...

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Zombieslayer1 0

There is this little thing called incest, anyone ever hear of it?

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Hear of it? Nah, but I tend to practice it. Anyone wanna be my sister for a day?

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kaleighiscool 0

Um; your quite repulsive, my dear.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

My thanks, my thanks. I have been told, I indeed have been told. Yes, yes.

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Zombieslayer1 0

I think kaleighiscool would much rather be your momma.

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XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

pssh thats it? dummys are too good. ;) if you dont want that dummy ill take it. hahaha

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Blueglasscup 18

Hey erm this might come off as an odd question but are you really 16? I mean the cars you own and your passion for driving makes you seem older.

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XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

yes im 16 :) ive been in love with driving since the age of 11 and im just fortunate enough to have what i have. lol

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d3vo 0

You've licked locks with your family?!

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CateXOX 0

I've licked a lot more than locks with my family.

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blairebourgeois 2

At least it wont cheat on you for once!

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Heather_x0x0 6

and why would you lock lips with your family?

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hubla 0

never on the lips maybe your different was it your mom, dad, uncle, or step dad that kissed you good night?

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