By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
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randomchickkk 0

you lock lips with your family?

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DudeBTM 8

So you "locked lips" with family before?

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otb113 7

don't worry kid... CPR dummies are better than your mom

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xgetxbentx 13

ya know, you really shouldn't refer to kissing family members as "locking lips". That just sounds like incest.....

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Minky1996 0

can't blame you, same here. but just not the "family" bit

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wriptidez 0

welllll atleast the dummy wont give u diseases

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medway22 0

wow I'm 13 and ive locked lips wit more people

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datgamerchick 14

nobody cares about your freaking age and how many people you've kissed. You sound like a *****. Just shut up

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Celldwellerfan 0

The first time I kissed a girl was when I was sixteen, I'm not sure how old you are, but I'm sure it could be much worse.

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f_my_flip_life 5

Funny how OP "locked lips" with a CPR dummy, when they don't teach the mouth-to-mouth way anymore. You're supposed to use a pocket mask.

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datgamerchick 14

When I was around 3 years old my mom would tuck me in bed and tell me to kiss her goodnight, so I'd give her a peck on the lips. Kissing my mom like that at 15 would be weird, but back then it was perfectly innocent.

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zombiekitten87 12

are you often in the habit of making out with family members?

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