Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I was going down nostalgia road on Instagram at 2 a.m when I accidentally liked a photo on my ex’s account from seven years ago. I panicked, unliked it, locked my phone, and threw it across the bed like it was possessed. I still haven’t unclenched because I don't know if he'll see it or not. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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kaprookie 3
Happened to me before except she had a photo of me aswell so it was all good :)
NoNotTheFace 8
I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.
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Comments (170)
BieberFever21 0
Happened to me too , except other people didn't see it beause I had to literally tackle them for it /:
acre1996 1
Other people wouldn't care cuzz the guy you like is Justin bieber tons of ppl have him on their phone
Miss_Attitude96 24
Justin Beiber is hated by most Americans, myself included.
acre1996 1
I totally agree and I'm Canadian but most of girls and school and my sister have him on their phone
charlotte100 2
Something that'd happen to me to be honest.
hateevryone 15
creepy, but sweet
_Oblivion_ 12
or hide it?
alival 12
He prob thought u were flirting!
nerdy96birdy 8
That's incredibly stakerish. Poor guy!
shortrevolution 0
Sounds like something I would do...
Enslaved 38
Tell him you were playing a funny game with him and football season inspired you to tackle him. Now, decide what your next position will be. Tight End or Wide Receiver?
theonlysweetpea 10
I agree with LadyLexi. Having a picture of him isn't bad or stalkerish. It's just crush worthy. Having him see it might go bad so she did what she had to do. If he really gets bent out of shape over it then he's not a real man
fml8396 0
That is hilarious!!! Good thing you tried to get it back because he would of thought you were a creeper!